Here are some fun articles about Wellcat & our wacky
At The Monitor Liberation Day -- Our hearts fill with compassion today for
co-workers stuck wearing bifocals at the PC. Shed a tear as their heads bob up and down,
in and out, trying to read the monitor, trying to decide which set of lenses to use.
||Bathtub Party Day -- Almost
everyone nowadays takes showers, so heres a day to recall some of the luxury of days
gone by. Invite a few friends.
Pathologist Pal Day --
Pathologists and coroners are an especially jovial lot, and befriending one of them offers
an ongoing reminder than tomorrow is not necessarily a guarantee.
||Cat Herders' Day.
If you can say that your job, or even your life, is like trying to herd cats,
then this day is for you, with our sympathy.
Barney Backlash Day -- If we have to explain this to you, you dont have
kids. Its the one day each year when mom and dad can tell the kids that Barbie
and Barney dont exist.
||Humbug Day -- Allows
everyone preparing for Christmas to vent their frustrations. Twelve humbugs
||Tick Tock Day
-- Time runs out! All those dreams you've had, all those fantasies? It's time, friend. Do
Family Fest -- Now that the Yuletide trees been up for weeks and hasnt
been watered since a couple of days before Christmas, gather the gang around and watch the
needles gently fall one by one. Live it up! Dance barefoot.
Mew Year For Cats Day -- Felines, ever above mere humans in the great chain of
being, have a day unto themselves to celebrate the mewness of a new time.
||Memento Mori --
"Memento, mori, Latin for "Remember, you die," is also the title of a novel
by Muriel Spark. We suggest posting the words at home and at work, not to be morbid, but
to remind us to cherish all that we have today, for tomorrow may never arrive.
||Dimpled Chad Day --This is a
day to commemorate all the dimpled chads of the world, left over from various and sundry
contested elections. Chads, roasted in garlic, make an excellent sprinkle topping for
||Show & Tell Day at Work -- Since
students have show and tell at school, adults should get to do the same.
||Judgement Day -- Now you
don't have to die to see how you measure up to your deity's standards. Just look in the
mirror, wait for the answer, and go out and give it another shot.
||Answer Your Cats Question
Day -- If you will stop what you are doing and take a look at your cat, you will
observe that the cat is looking at you with a serious question. Meditate upon it, then
answer the question!
||Snow Plow Mailbox
Hockey Day -- It's wintertime, and time for Snow Plow Drivers everywhere to see
how many rural mailboxes they can knock over. Twenty extra points for boosting one into
the next township.
||A Room of Ones Own Day --
For anyone who knows or longs for the sheer bliss or rightness of having a private place,
no matter how humble, to call ones own.
Answering Message Day -- Annually, the day set aside to change, shorten, replace
or delete those ridiculous and/or annoying answering machine messages that waste the time
of anyone who must listen to them.
||Move Hollywood & Broadway to
Lebanon, Pennsylvania Day -- We have lots of room, friendly folks and Amish
farms. Former home office of David Letterman Show, Lebanon is now the safe haven for
residents and tourists to serenely indulge in their world famous bologna and the Wertz
family homemade candies.
Your Fingers At Your Neighbors Day -- After all the challenges we and our
neighbors have faced, its time to put it all aside for at least one day. Wave
hello to everybody, and mean it.
Staying Single Day -- With Valentines Day coming up, some singles wish to
let the rest of us know that single is fine and that its okay saving money not spent
on flowers and candy, unless theyre for yourself.
||Get a Different Name
Day -- For
the pity of millions of us who hate our birth names. On this day we may change our
names to whatever we wish and have the right to expect colleagues, family and friends to
so address us.
||Who Shall I Be Day?
Hundreds of people have their opinions as to who we are. Today is the day we decide who is
right. Today we determine our identities all by ourselves.
Hoodie-Hoo-Day -- At high noon (local time) citizens are asked to go outdoors and
yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase winter and make ready for spring, one month away. We had a ball in 2004! Click on this holiday for pictures and more.
||For the Love of Mike Day -- Who is
Mike and why are we supposed to love him?
||Curling is Cool Day -- Offer
up a worldwide embrace for an Olympic sport the entire family can play! If you don't get
it, you ain't cool.
||For Pete's Sake Day -- A
world wonders: after all these years, who is Pete and why do we do or not do things for