Here are some fun articles about Wellcat & our wacky
||Yell "Fudge" at the Cobras in North
America Day -- Anywhere north of the Panama Canal. In order to keep
poisonous cobra snakes out of North America, all citizens are asked to go outdoors at noon
local time and yell fudge! Fudge makes cobras gag, and the mere mention
of it makes them skeedaddle.
||Family History Day -- Every
summer family reunions are so busy with bingo and volleyball, most of us forget the true
purpose: to share the folklore, legends and myths that bind us together. Each
participant is expected to share at least one good recollection (fact or fiction).
Dont forget the hot dogs and lemonade.
||Stupid Guy Thing Day -- Women are
always talking about it, so here's the day to commemorate it! Women everywhere are to make
a list of "stupid guy things" and pass it on!
||Let It Go Day -- Whatever
it is thats been grabbing your gut or your psyche, let it go. Just let it go.
Itll be a better day afterwards.
||Celebration of the Senses
-- Treat yourself to a stimulation of the 5 sensestaste, touch, scent, sight and
soundand you will experience the elevation known as the elusive sixth sense.
||Stay Out of the Sun Day
-- For health's sake, give your skin a break today.
||Take Your Webmaster
to Lunch Day -- Show your appreciation to your webmaster by taking him out for
some good food. That way, he/she/it will feel loved and have the energy to fix all
of the typos on your site.
||Don't Step on a Bee Day -- Wellcat.com
reminds kids and grownups that now is the time when going barefoot can mean getting stung
by a bee. If you get stung, tell Mom.
||Embrace Your Geekness Day -- Into
dungeon games, comic books and doing vampire dress-up? Spend endless hours going strange
places on the internet? You're a geek, and this is the day to roar!
||Gruntled Workers Day --
There's so much news about disgruntled workers that today's the day for Gruntled Workers
to Unite! Drive to a fast food restaurant and say, "Thanks, your service is fast.
Have a nice day."
||Be a Dork Day --Wellcat.com
says that this is the day to be a Dork and be proud. Wear goofy clothing, don't
brush your teeth, eat yucky food, and fall off a swing set.
||Hot Enough For Ya Day
-- Heres the day when the tired old greeting actually gains acceptance. Go ahead,
say it, if you dont have anything else to add.
Houseplants for a Walk Day -- Walking your plants around the neighborhood
enables them to know their environment, thereby providing them with a sense of knowing,
bringing on wellness.
Preposterous Packaging Day -- Buy anything lately? Did you ever succeed in getting
the durn thing open? What do older people do when even mainstream society cant open
a simple bottle of aspirin, let alone a milk carton?
Zucchini onto Your Neighbors' Porch Day -- Due to overzealous planting of
zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors
||Bad Poetry Day -- After all
the good poetry you were forced to study in school, heres a chance for a
pay back. Invite some friends over, compose some really rotten verse, and send it to
your old high school teacher.
Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day -- Long awaited by our Southern-half friends, this
is the day to go outdoors at high noon and yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase winter and
make ready for spring. Annually, celebrated one month before the Autumnal Equinox.
||Race Your Mouse
Around the Icons Day -- While you're waiting for whatever it is to finally come up
on your screen, race your mouse in and around the icons. Do it, and you'll feel
The Keyboard Day -- Live it up. Be free. Take some crackers and cookies to
work and eat right over top of the keyboard. Show em youre still a free
||More Herbs, Less Salt Day --
Its healthier, zestier and lustier!
||Love Litigating Lawyers Day -- Lawyer
jokes abound, but when push comes to shove, these are the folks who can end up saving the
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Ruth Roy. These holidays are copyrighted