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Summer Holidays

Jun 2 Yell "Fudge" at the Cobras in North America Day -- Anywhere north of the Panama Canal.  In order to keep poisonous cobra snakes out of North America, all citizens are asked to go outdoors at noon local time and yell “fudge!”  Fudge makes cobras gag, and the mere mention of it makes them skeedaddle. 
Jun 14 Family History Day -- Every summer family reunions are so busy with bingo and volleyball, most of us forget the true purpose: to share the folklore, legends and myths that bind us together.  Each participant is expected to share at least one good recollection (fact or fiction).  Don’t forget the hot dogs and lemonade. 
June 22 Stupid Guy Thing Day -- Women are always talking about it, so here's the day to commemorate it! Women everywhere are to make a list of "stupid guy things" and pass it on!
Jun 23 Let It Go Day -- Whatever it is that’s been grabbing your gut or your psyche, let it go. Just let it go. It’ll be a better day afterwards.
Jun 24 Celebration of the Senses -- Treat yourself to a stimulation of the 5 senses—taste, touch, scent, sight and sound—and you will experience the elevation known as the elusive sixth sense. 

July 3 Stay Out of the Sun Day --  For health's sake, give your skin a break today.
July 6 Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day -- Show your appreciation to your webmaster by taking him out for some good food.  That way, he/she/it will feel loved and have the energy to fix all of the typos on your site. 
July 10 Don't Step on a Bee Day -- reminds kids and grownups that now is the time when going barefoot can mean getting stung by a bee.  If you get stung, tell Mom.
July 13 Embrace Your Geekness Day -- Into dungeon games, comic books and doing vampire dress-up? Spend endless hours going strange places on the internet? You're a geek, and this is the day to roar!
July 13 Gruntled Workers Day -- There's so much news about disgruntled workers that today's the day for Gruntled Workers to Unite! Drive to a fast food restaurant and say, "Thanks, your service is fast. Have a nice day."
July 15 Be a Dork Day says that this is the day to be a Dork and be proud.  Wear goofy clothing, don't brush your teeth, eat yucky food, and fall off a swing set.
July 23 Hot Enough For Ya Day -- Here’s the day when the tired old greeting actually gains acceptance. Go ahead, say it, if you don’t have anything else to add.
July 27 Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day --  Walking your plants around the neighborhood enables them to know their environment, thereby providing them with a sense of knowing, bringing on wellness. 

Aug 7 Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day -- Buy anything lately? Did you ever succeed in getting the durn thing open? What do older people do when even mainstream society can’t open a simple bottle of aspirin, let alone a milk carton?
Aug 8 Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors' Porch Day -- Due to overzealous planting of zucchini, citizens are asked to drop off baskets of the squash on neighbors’ doorsteps. 
Aug 18 Bad Poetry Day -- After all the “good” poetry you were forced to study in school, here’s a chance for a pay back.  Invite some friends over, compose some really rotten verse, and send it to your old high school teacher. 
Aug 22 Southern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day  -- Long awaited by our Southern-half friends, this is the day to go outdoors at high noon and yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase winter and make ready for spring. Annually, celebrated one month before the Autumnal Equinox.
Aug 28 Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day -- While you're waiting for whatever it is to finally come up on your screen, race your mouse in and around the icons.  Do it, and you'll feel peppy. 
Aug 28 Crackers Over The Keyboard Day  -- Live it up. Be free. Take some crackers and cookies to work and eat right over top of the keyboard. Show ‘em you’re still a free thinker.
Aug 29 More Herbs, Less Salt Day -- It’s healthier, zestier and lustier! 
Aug 31 Love Litigating Lawyers Day -- Lawyer jokes abound, but when push comes to shove, these are the folks who can end up saving the day.

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