Here are some fun articles about Wellcat & our wacky holidays:





Spring Holidays

Mar 3 What if Cats & Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day --We are thankful today that our pets can't really get a grip on things. Imagine a cat being able to operate the can opener or a dog that can open up the fridge!
Mar 9 Panic Day --  Run around all day in a panic, telling others you can't handle it anymore.  Co-sponsored by the Sky is Falling Committee.
Mar 15 National Brutus Day -- No matter where you work, you must admit there's as much intrigue, plotting and back stabbing as was found in Ancient Rome or is found today inside the Washington Beltway.
Mar 15 True Confessions Day -- Confession is good for the soul.  Go into work today and tell all.  If you plan to stay home, make an appointment with your mirror. 
Mar 16 Lips Appreciation Day -- Where would all those lovely teeth we paid a bundle for be without a lovely frame? Do something nice for your lips today. Buy a lip balm. Better yet, kiss somebody! Ruth makes some excellent lip balm. Order some today: Wellcat's Lip Balm
Mar 18 Forgive Mom and Dad Day -- Is there a parent alive who has not made mistakes? It’s time to let Mom and Dad down off the wedding cake and into the world of mere humans. Besides, you’re an alleged grown-up now, and it’s time to stop living your life as a reaction to what used to be.
Mar 22 As Young As You Feel Day --  Now more than ever you are as young as you feel.  So stop acting your chronological age and get out there and start feeling peppy!
Mar 26 Make Up Your Own Holiday Day -- This is a day you may name for whatever you wish.  Reach for the stars!  Make up a holiday.
Mar 27 Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day -- We love those old Country Music quirky song titles, and it's time to create some new ones. How about, "Put me out at the curb, darlin', 'cause the recycling truck's a-comin'  and you done throwed me out" for starters?

Apr 7 No Housework Day -- No trash. No dishes. No making of beds or washing of laundry.  And no guilt.  Give it a rest! 
Apr 8 Trading Cards for Grown-ups Day -- Why should we alleged adults have to give up our precious trading cards just because we get older? No more faking interest in our kids' "Purse Maniacs," or whatever they're called. What'll you give me for a holographic Elizabeth McGovern?
Apr 12 Walk on Your Wild Side Day -- Time's wasting, friends. It's high time you went out and did some things no one expects you to do. Be unpredictable for once. Go to work dressed like a gorilla, get a Master's degree, something "they" said you'd never do. 
Apr 17 Blah Blah Blah Day -- A day to do all the things everyone's been nagging you about. So . . . quit smoking, get a real job. Lose weight, gain weight, and take out the trash!
Apr 18 Pet Owner's Independence Day -- Dog and cat owners take off from work and the pets go to work in their place, since most pets are jobless, sleep all day and do not even take out the trash.  Owners get to stay home all day and lie around on the back of the sofa. 
Apr 26 Hug an Australian Day -- To show our great appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given us over the years. 

May 6 No Homework Day -- Millions of kids, all of them overloaded with homework, get a much-needed night off tonight. Give 'em a break, teachers! These young folks are working harder than Mom 'n' Dad.
May 8 No Socks Day --  If we give up wearing socks for one day, it will mean a little less laundry, thereby contributing to the betterment of the environment.  Besides, we will all feel a bit freer, at least for one day. 
May 11 Eat What You Want Day -- Here’s one day you may actually enjoy yourself.  Ignore all those on-again-off-again warnings. 
May 18 Send An Electronic Greeting Card Day -- Save stamps! Save money! Save a letter carrier. Send an electronic greeting card today.
May 21 I Need a Patch for That Day -- They have patches for nicotine and they have patches for heart patients. How about a patch for runny noses or bad hair?
May 28 The Slugs Return From Capistrano Day -- It’s a little known secret that slimy slugs spend their winters in lovely Capistrano, and return to our patios and gardens on this date.  Bare feet are not a good idea. 

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