Here are some fun articles about Wellcat & our wacky
||What if Cats & Dogs Had Opposable
Thumbs Day --We are thankful today that our pets can't really get a grip on
things. Imagine a cat being able to operate the can opener or a dog that can open up the
||Panic Day -- Run around all
day in a panic, telling others you can't handle it anymore. Co-sponsored by the Sky
is Falling Committee.
||National Brutus Day -- No
matter where you work, you must admit there's as much intrigue, plotting and back stabbing
as was found in Ancient Rome or is found today inside the Washington Beltway.
||True Confessions Day -- Confession
is good for the soul. Go into work today and tell all. If you plan to stay
home, make an appointment with your mirror.
||Lips Appreciation Day
-- Where would all those lovely teeth we
paid a bundle for be without a lovely frame? Do something nice for your lips today. Buy a
lip balm. Better yet, kiss somebody! Ruth makes some excellent
lip balm. Order some today: Wellcat's Lip Balm
||Forgive Mom and Dad
Day -- Is there a parent alive
who has not made mistakes? Its time to let Mom and Dad down off the wedding cake and
into the world of mere humans. Besides, youre an alleged grown-up now, and its
time to stop living your life as a reaction to what used to be.
||As Young As You Feel Day
-- Now more than ever you are as young as you feel. So stop acting your
chronological age and get out there and start feeling peppy!
||Make Up Your Own
Holiday Day -- This is a day you may name for whatever you wish. Reach for
the stars! Make up a holiday.
||Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day
-- We love those old Country Music quirky song titles, and it's time to create some new
ones. How about, "Put me out at the curb, darlin', 'cause the recycling truck's
a-comin' and you done throwed me out" for starters?
||No Housework Day -- No
trash. No dishes. No making of beds or washing of laundry. And no guilt. Give
it a rest!
||Trading Cards for Grown-ups
Day -- Why should we alleged adults have to give up our precious trading cards
just because we get older? No more faking interest in our kids' "Purse Maniacs,"
or whatever they're called. What'll you give me for a holographic Elizabeth McGovern?
||Walk on Your Wild Side Day -- Time's
wasting, friends. It's high time you went out and did some things no one expects you to
do. Be unpredictable for once. Go to work dressed like a gorilla, get a Master's degree,
something "they" said you'd never do.
||Blah Blah Blah Day -- A
day to do all the things everyone's been nagging you about. So . . . quit smoking, get a
real job. Lose weight, gain weight, and take out the trash!
||Pet Owner's Independence Day -- Dog and
cat owners take off from work and the pets go to work in their place, since most pets are
jobless, sleep all day and do not even take out the trash. Owners get to stay home
all day and lie around on the back of the sofa.
||Hug an Australian Day --
To show our great appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given us over
||No Homework Day -- Millions of kids,
all of them overloaded with homework, get a much-needed night off tonight. Give 'em a
break, teachers! These young folks are working harder than Mom 'n' Dad.
||No Socks Day -- If we give
up wearing socks for one day, it will mean a little less laundry, thereby contributing to
the betterment of the environment. Besides, we will all feel a bit freer, at least
for one day.
||Eat What You Want Day -- Heres
one day you may actually enjoy yourself. Ignore all those on-again-off-again
Electronic Greeting Card Day -- Save stamps! Save money! Save a letter carrier.
Send an electronic greeting card today.
||I Need a Patch for That Day
-- They have patches for nicotine and they have patches for heart patients. How about a
patch for runny noses or bad hair?
||The Slugs Return
From Capistrano Day -- Its a little known secret that slimy slugs spend
their winters in lovely Capistrano, and return to our patios and gardens on this
date. Bare feet are not a good idea.
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