Here are some fun articles about Wellcat & our wacky
||Wonderful Weirdos Day
-- All of us are blessed with one or two wonderful weirdos in our lives. These are the
folks who remind us to think outside the box, to be a little more true to ourselves.
Today's the day to thank them. So give them a hug, and say "I love you, you
Freedom Day -- A reminder to all that freedom never comes cheaply. Study it,
preserve it, and pass it on.
||Time's Up Day
--So you think you have years to make up with your sister? Months to reach out to Mom?
Forget it! You're not even guaranteed a tomorrow. Do it today.
||Dear Diary Day -- Put
it on paper. Youll feel better. No need to be a professional
Floorshow Night -- All year the fish and other denizens of the tank have to stay
under the spotlight and keep us entertained. Well, turnabout is fair play. Gather family
and friends round the aquarium and dance and sing. Try La Mer, Sea Of Love, or
even Swan Lake.
Moment of Frustration Scream Day -- To share any or all of our frustrations, all
citizens of the world will go outdoors at twelve hundred hours Greenwich time and scream
for thirty seconds. We will all feel better, or Earth will go off its orbit.
Co-sponsored by Low Thresholders of the Earth League.
||Be Bald and Be Free Day
-- For those who are bald and who either do wear or do not wear a wig or toupee, this
is the day to go shiny and be proud.
||Evaluate Your Life Day --
To encourage everyone to check and see if theyre really headed where they want
||Cranky Co-Workers Day -- In
honor of all the complaining and just plain cranky co-workers you have to endure all year,
this is the day to let them go with it and enjoy their miseries.
Night -- Who knows what evil lurks in the refrigerators of men . . . and women.
It's time to be afraid, very afraid. Gather friends, open the refrigerator door, and
venture unto the realm of the lower shelf, rear. That "thing" inside that
container is much more horrifying than any haunted hayride.
||Cliché Day --Use clichés
as much as possible today. Hey, why not? Give it a shot! Win some, lose some. You'll never
know, 'til you try it.
Bold and Pungent Day -- Especially for those of us who have tightly closed up the
house against chill weather for the next six months. Now is the time to create the
heavenly, homey odor of pungently bold cooking. Dont forget the sauerkraut and
A Scorpio Support Day -- A worldwide day of remembrance to honor all those married
to Scorpions and who suffer greatly.
Assert yourself today! Hide their household flow charts.
||Have a Bad Day Day --
For those who are filled with revulsion at being told endlessly to have a nice
day, this day is a brief respite. Store and business owners are to ask workers
to tell customers to have a bad day.
||Name Your PC Day
-- Hey, why not? People name their boats! And theres a lot more PCs than boats
these days. Binky is already taken.
||Blasé Day A perfect day for the world-weary to revel in their apathy.
|| Stay Home Because
You're Well Day -- So we can all call in well, instead of faking
illness, and stay home from work.
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